Top Nine Rejected Onion Dome Headlines
May, 2008
- Aid Fund Established for Victims of Censer Injuries
- Tofu Leading Cause of Lenten Divorce
- Vegan Suffering Over Loss of Olive Oil and Wine
- Cleaning Crew Messes Up Kitchen After Mistaking Tofu for Sponge
- Bishops Agree to Fast From Snippy Internet Postings During Lent
- Oreo Cookies Determined to be Lenten, but Are They Food?
- Orthodox Christian Dating Web Site Connects Lonely Man to Ex-Girlfriend
- P.K. Embarrassed After Letting it Slip that Mom and Dad Wear Dresses
- Girl Tells Boyfriend He's Convinced Her to be a Virgin Martyr
This report was filed by Onion Dome guest reporter Thomas Ruthford.
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